you're going to be an uncle you have to take your responsibilities seriously! also i want to see if mr. peanut butter can melt your heart in person. he's MAGIC, i believe it can happen! you're gonna smile it's gonna happen
that is not my ONLY tactic and you have to admit it works on everyone who isn't you!
[ and occasionally when she's legitimately crying due to deep genuine distress, on leo probably ]
but no i meant i am going to persuade him in a nice way i wouldn't trick someone out of mr. peanut butter that wouldn't be a good way to start our life together
ok if you don't want to do THAT, do you wanna play a round of chess?
[ elise doesn't find chess super thrilling compared to other games but is more than willing to play it if it's the only option to entice someone to play with her... ]
so??? winning isn't everything, leo! i'll get to spend time with you and you like playing, right? plus maybe you can teach me some cool moves to use against jakob
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[ he gets paid in love and affection and headaches! ]
i mean i think he told me it but the puppy barked and was soooooo cuuuuute
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Elise, you're in love with a dog.
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can you help me kidnap a puppy
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you're the best big brother EVER does this mean you'll help me tell everyone else about a puppy if he says yes???
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[ also he's not looking forward to being swayed into smiling AND HEY HE SMILES TOO SOMETIMES?? ]
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[ and occasionally when she's legitimately crying due to deep genuine distress, on leo probably ]
but no i meant i am going to persuade him in a nice way i wouldn't trick someone out of mr. peanut butter that wouldn't be a good way to start our life together
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Though I do wish you wouldn't talk about a dog as if you were really going to marry it.
[ don't give him more headaches, little sister. ]
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[ well i mean ]
unless he were a cute guy who was willing to play with me whenever i guess!
[ kaden is an acceptable puppy to marry ]
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but anyway so what you're saying is we should totally find xander a date
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[ aka that sounds exactly like something leo does not feel like doing. ]
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ok if you don't want to do THAT, do you wanna play a round of chess?
[ elise doesn't find chess super thrilling compared to other games but is more than willing to play it if it's the only option to entice someone to play with her... ]
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Are you sure? You would lose.
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Since when could you convince Jakob to play with you?
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since he agreed my reasons for playing weren't terrible!
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Though I guess it's fine not to place so much focus on that. I will play with you when you feel like it.
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isn't that a good thing?? we can always get you some glitter gel pens too if you want!!
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